Latin Translation Exercise: "The Saga Begins" by Weird Al Yankovic

The 1999 historical ballad, rendered into an ancient tongue.

EDITOR’S NOTE: This exercise was originally published on April Fool’s Day under the guise of being Don McLean’s “American Pie.” Other than this brief update, the title, and the Spotify streaming link, the content of this article has been left as published. Don’t let anyone tell you I take this stuff too seriously.